I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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