you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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