that's an acceptable place to lick
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Randomize
