margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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