I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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