I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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