i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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