dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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