All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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you never un-have a 4some
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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