i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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