should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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