I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
