so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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