I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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