Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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