I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
