It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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