it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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