I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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