I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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