how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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