so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
