'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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