Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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