How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My pussy is not your playground.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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