Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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