Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize