Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You were trust falling into bushes
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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