Sponge bath it is.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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