I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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