When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My cat gives me a boner
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Two words: nipple clamps
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