Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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