I have demons in me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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