The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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