His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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