Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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