Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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