im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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