is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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