I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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