Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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