their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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