So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Acid is not a monday night drug
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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