walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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