Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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