So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
love makes seman taste better
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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