Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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