If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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