Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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