Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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