is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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