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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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