just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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