Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Randomize
